Sacros's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Tuesday.]

humour?

i dont really get the joke, its either that or im sorry to tell ya it wasnt all that funny

but im giving a ten because the animation is sexually moving in every concievable plane of the concious mind

my only complaint of that is: WHY THE FUCK DID YOU MAKE THE CAMERA MOVE ALL THE TIME, its a really unsettling effect for the viewer. so in case you did that to add dynamism, you really missed the target on that

but i hate it when i review so negatively on such a great animated short after giving a ten so ill emphasize that i really LOVED YOUR FUCKING ANIMATION skills and think you could beat an entire anime series with your pencil and penis

if you happen to read this review an hero

PapaLongLegs responds:

lol cheers. Team Penis Pencil prevail once more!

[The Boy who found a Bear]

pedobear

ill take your movie as a declaration of your trisexuality

sorry, its awesome but too short

7/10
3/5

HolyKonni responds:

No probs, thank you for watching and I understand!

[Eepi Battle]

i wanted to blam it so hard...

yet i have to admit ive laughed more than once

nice random humour + spatial uncoherence, thats the fun of it

now im thinking everything anyone does would fit that matrix music, hell of a song

anyways4/5 8/10

minilinkki responds:

Thank you!

[Final Fantasy Fanfare]

so much truth

why isnt brentalfloss aware of you using his song though

nice stuff lawd

PParreira responds:

I did send him a message to his Youtube account, but he never replyed =/
maybe he acknowledged the message but didn't bother to writte back, I dunno ^^;

[blue birdy's highs & lows]

sexful

consider my fanny tickled

good sir

TheBoogley responds:

I feel violated {:0

[SS - Dimensions]

dont buy it

and if im not able to switch dimensions and teleport for 2012 ill be really mad at you

anywyas, i find your stufff really interesting and is worth watching anyways despite the fact i dont belive a damn thing

oh have you noticed you character has a patch in his head and his heart? i cant trust a character with no brain nor heart

RiverJordan responds:

For the record, the "end of time" window is in between 2007 and 2015, so if 2015 comes and goes and there still isn't some life changing shift, then yep - u can be mad at me :)

[SS - The Flower of Life]

you should make one called "SS- Panzer"

i say bullshit, but its interesting nontheless

what is this spirit who ridiculously moves a perfect radius in the nothingness though,how does it knows to move a radius in the void, or call anything movement for thaty matter? as of now, ill disregard this ludicrous concept of spirit and just take for valid the resemblance between geometry and reality, mainly cuz reality is made of geometry

so i call your mathematical attempts at proving god OR a higher plane spiritual entity bullshit

10/10 for making ppl think and making stuff interesting
oh BTW have you watched "the end of evangelion" the tree of life is there and they called it tree of sephiroth, if you happen to read and will answer to this review of faggotry tell me why, pl0x

tits

RiverJordan responds:

The sepiroth is another name for the tree of life. It's the same thing :)

[Smokin']

i was there, now im here

im fucking devid copperfield

just kidding, i quit smoking a year ago and im feeling great

good job with the animationg

vakavadesigns responds:

Haha - very funny review - good for you man!

[Captain Ig'nant]

university huh?

thats some fucked up racist shit for university, if your teach didnt told you to start from sratch im guessing your university is either crap or too republican

you should be ashamed of this crap, its like shouting out load you are a piece of shit of a person

not that i really care, you get a 10 cuz the animation rocks, luckily for you, i came here to watch your toon, im really really sorry for the ppl around you who must put up with you everyday though

no that ive took how much a fucking asshole undeserving of life you are then ill be fair with your animation and say it was awesomely done

Chakra-X responds:

lol satire can be like that

[SS - Keys of our Past]

hands with genre symbols

were backwards

but i digress, much of that makes sense except for the thought of light being mixed up with conciusness in the stars or something, and as im a big skeptical fag if you disregard the hypothesis that says we are more concious when aligned with the center of the universe (universe doesnt have a center cuz its endless) the all crumble to ashes

it is interesting though, but if i were to apply both logical and emotional understanding for listening to this then both would rebel

now if i become more concious or even get superpowers on 2012 then ull get a donation from me

RiverJordan responds:

Center of the galaxy, not center of the universe ;) And i PROMISE it's not just light up there. Throughout this series i will do my best to show you otherwise :D

And my paypal is [e-mail], so you can just make that donation out that ;)

Haha, thanks for the review :D
Jordan